I remember one time, I was in my bio ethics course and this one girl said that abortion is wrong because the cells are conscious and react to stimuli. My professor just stood in the front of class, stared at her with his hands together, and whispered, “Plants. Plants do that.”
- Disney: Let's cleanly kill of their parents in the prologue. They don't have names or personalities and they only have about 5 lines altogether, but it's vaguely sad that their kids don't have them around.
- Dreamworks: So we've been developing this beloved character for a whole movie, a few short movies, two seasons of a television series and another whole movie, focusing heavily on their newly established bond with their son. Let's kill them suddenly, onscreen, with their son's possessed best friend who's trying to kill said son, in front of their own best friend and wife they just reunited with after 20 years. Our main protagonist then weeps over his dead body.
- Dreamworks: The kids will love it
Blue Swede -Hooked on a feeling (Guardians of the Galaxy version)
IS KIM K REALLY PUTTING OUT A BOOK OF NOTHING BUT SELFIES? IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING??? GOD I LOVE THIS WOMAN I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HER SHE’S DEF ROLE MODEL MATERIAL
Oh yeah, ‘role model material’. Being a vain, stuck up dickwad who contributes nothing to society but is worshiped as a fucking god is definitely the kind of person you should be.
you sound sooooooooo bitter and jealous I bet this is Willow Pape’s blog
what the fuck
I need season 10 to consist of everyone telling Sam:
"You have one hell of a brother."
and Sam’s bitchface